Friday, March 20, 2009

Keep Your Mind On Business, Not Bunnies

My running team ran a hill workout last night as we usually do on Thursday evenings. I am starting to get used to those or maybe I should say that I am able to continue to mostly stand afterwards. I even manage to keep breathing. Which is good for, well, living. And, is not the point of my post. The point of this post is that usually after our Thursday night hill workouts, the team heads to a food establishment. The place we end up typically is "Fuzzy's Taco's." Many consider the place a legend in their own time. I tend to agree.

And I think the food tends to agree with me. Even if it does totally annihilate my calories burned on those damn hills. The place is fun, hip and placed smack-dab on the very outskirts of a college campus. Thus, there tends to be many a post-adolescent teen placed throughout this yummy eatery. Give them a few margarita's or check in after bar time and the place can get hopping. . . . which, again, is not my point other than to say, the tables have glass counter tops. This means it's easy to slip a personal note, photo or card, etc. underneath the glass. One can find some wild pictures there. Or find out that a certain someone has a small penis, phone number included. Men, be careful what woman you spurn. . . . Hell hath no fury. I'm just advisin'.

Anyhow, my teammates and I sit down. My coach brings me my lite-cerveza - calories burned, even more put back - while having his own seat. He looks at the photo's on the table around him and wondered out loud, "how is it that you got that picture?" That picture was of a woman who was out in public completely nude except for the body paint and the very teeny-tiny insignificant tha-dahnk-ka-dahnk. So, me, being the one who cannot not look at the train wreck or even leave the crime scene as well as being ever so accommodating, moved the tortilla chips basket and pointed at the picture lying directly in front of him. . . .

There, under the glass counter top, sits a photo of the blondie-nonbombshell in all her barely covered gi-normous double-puppy glory love. I am not mean nor am I jealous (if I was 13-flat-chested-years-old, you could maybe say that about me, but these days in my old fogienesses I can and do appreciate another beautiful woman), she really was not cute as she had the face of Magda in "Something About Mary," but she had bewbies. And big one's at that.

In response to my assistance with his viewing pleasure, my generous & very quite-natured running coach said, "she's definitely not a runner."


6 comments:

Jess said...

Haha! I always feel like you seem to have the most random/most funny (is that grammatically correct?)moments no matter where you are or what you're doing. Love it.

Hmm..I want to go to this place; despite the fact that it's called Fuzzy Tacos, which I must admit does sound slightly unappealing.

And! Yah for hill runs where you can actually breathe. I'm officially impressed!

Ian said...

Seriously, light beer? You're dead to me.

Jen said...

Jess: If you are with me, it is inevitable that something goofy will happen. I don't understand why? Until I had posted this, I hadn't considered the name of "Fuzzy's Tacos". . . when I typed it out, I thought, "um. ew."

Ian: You know that you've always wanted a zombie as a friend.

Real Live Lesbian said...

LMAO!

I've heard MANY men say that they'll look at any boobs....doesn't matter if she's hot....as long as she has boobs. Big or small...we, ahem I mean THEY will look! ;)

Alli said...

now now, there ain't nuthin wrong with the occasional lite beer...

:)

Jen said...

RLL: This is true.

Alli: I know who my true friends are. The one's I'm not dead to. Right?