Showing posts with label feline enemies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label feline enemies. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Guest Pawsting III: Rub-a-Dub-Dub Two Dogs in the Tub


Dixie here.

Apparently, today is bath day, but not for me or Lola. Only for Chobie and Breagh. At least that's what mama said. I took some pictures of them while they were all wet and unhappy. I thought it was funny, but they called me a doofball and told me to get out. Geesh. Where's the love?

Anyhow, here's their picture of what they normally look like:



Mama and Breagh
King Chobie


I love bath day! Why couldn't I get a bath too? I am the only dog who likes getting washed. I seek out water. I jump in water. I splash the water. I love water! I don't know why Lola, Chobie and Breagh hate it so much. It feels cool and wet. I love the water! I wish it were my bath day.

Mama bought these tools:



The Furminator is supposed to be
an awesome de-furring system. Mama doesn't yet know about that, but we sure like the
smell of the shampoo and conditioner.



And here's them in da bath:



King Chobie again. He's all wet in da face!
See how I was trying to help?



This is Breagh. She hates getting a bath.
She also hates getting her picture taken.



Funny stuff!

You know who'd l'd like to throw in the bath? That Pontius-cat-thing. That's who. Oh. . . . Mama just said that Sir Pontius loves the water. Huh? A cat who loves water?! What thuuu. . . . . She told me that when she's in the bath Pontius jumps in and swims around her! See? I told you that cat is stoopid. Well, maybe not, 'cos he likes the water just like me. One brownie point for the cat. But that's it. He's not getting anymore from me.

Oh yea . . . . Mama just told me that Dad's coming home early today - usually he works evenings, but not today! I love my dad! I get to watch him race his bike tonight. I love that! Gotta go take a nap all this bathing stuff has worn me out. First, I might just chase Pontius and get him all riled up. That's fun too!

~Dixie out.


Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Guest Pawsting

Mama has been a bit busy lately, so I've taken it upawn myself to post on her blog.

I am Dixie. I am a Boykin Spaniel. I am full of muscles. The humans also call me Dixie Doo and sometimes, cuz I get sooo excited and knock the peoples over, they call me The Bulldoozer. I am a southern belle; I don't knock them over for nothing. I only want to knock 'em over cuz it brings their faces closer to me. I can sit on them and kiss their faces. Why would people not like that?

I love my dad. I love to give kisses when humans are lying on the ground, in the bed and on the couch. I am not supposed to get on the furniture, but I've been known on occasion to maybe get up there. It's Lola's fault.

I love to dig. I dig holes around the backyard. Mostly by the fence, cuz then I can get out and tackle neighborhood peoples. I can give them kisses too.

I love to run. I love to fetch. I really love to bounce. I can bounce almost 5-feet off the ground. Ahhh. . .the ground, I love to lick the kitty litter off the ground. Mama says that's gross, but I like the taste. Mama says not even the cats do that, but who really cares about cats anyways? Felines are not our friends. They're fun to chase. I catch them sometimes. Cats are the enemy to this entire earth. I get along with Mia Bella The Cat, but I want to eat Pontius The Cat. Dad doesn't like that, but I'll get Pontius The Cat when dad's not looking and every dog will be happy. Speaking of dad, I love my dad too.

I love to sleep next to my mama. Then she can't move. I got a new doggie bed yesterday. I love it.

I love to bark. I love to chase squirrels. I will catch them one of these days. They think they're pretty tough running up in the trees and on the fence. Get down by me and then we'll see who's faster. I also love to chase things called birds and things called balls. I love to run. I love my dad. I love to chew bones. I get lots of bones from mama and dad.

I love Lola. She's my best friend. This is her looking like she is yelling at me, but she wasn't. We were playing. Even if she does get mad, I don't care. She never stays mad anyway.

Mama came home from training today on her bicycle and said she saw two Mallard ducks. A boy and a girl. She said she wished she had her camera with her, cuz she said the ducks were sooo pretty. She also mentioned all the cranes and birds flying around all that water right now. I love water too cuz I love to swim. I love birds even more. I'll catch the birds one day. If I had been with mama today I would have got those ducks and brought them back for her and then she could have pretty ducks all the time.

This typing thing is a lot of work. I'm going to eat dinner. I love food. I can eat a lot.

Dixie out