I still think you are amazing for being able to handle a 4-year-old, no matter how cute, for 2 weeks. Very saintly of you. I did zoo day with my nephew about 2 years ago, and as much as I love him, I was so done by the end of the day. Phew.
Alli: The zoo is evil. They placed M&M vending machines every 10-feet. Guess what battle we had to fight every 30-seconds?
Tink: ***horrifying*** Please tell me this never ever happened to you!? Pahhh-leese! Though I've cleaned up some poo in my day that just might rival getting pee'd on. . . maybe. . .
All you have to do is go to Wal-Mart and hear all the kids screaming and crying cause mommy won't give them the toy they want. That should be a pretty good birth control device too.
In a nutshell, I am a little bit crazy and only a little bit funny. I possess a little pack of animals.
I have more than a little love in my life. I believe in a little kindness and in more than loads of forgiveness. I am married to the husband and contrary to popular belief, little is he fake.
And, finally, every now and then I can knock back a little dirty vodka martini. Shaken not stirred with extra olives, preferably. Slainte Mhath!
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I SOOOO agree! Very good birth control.
I still think you are amazing for being able to handle a 4-year-old, no matter how cute, for 2 weeks. Very saintly of you. I did zoo day with my nephew about 2 years ago, and as much as I love him, I was so done by the end of the day. Phew.
Did I mention that you are a saint?
Or being pissed on when you're changing the diaper of a one year old. That does the trick too.
Alli: The zoo is evil. They placed M&M vending machines every 10-feet. Guess what battle we had to fight every 30-seconds?
Tink: ***horrifying*** Please tell me this never ever happened to you!? Pahhh-leese! Though I've cleaned up some poo in my day that just might rival getting pee'd on. . . maybe. . .
All you have to do is go to Wal-Mart and hear all the kids screaming and crying cause mommy won't give them the toy they want. That should be a pretty good birth control device too.
Yeah, but isn't 4 around the age where they can be relied on to fetch you a beer from the fridge without dropping it? Pretty useful.
Jay: Very good point.
Ian: Even better very good point.
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