Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Promises, Promises . . .

So, I have been abducted by aliens from the planet Uranus. No, it is not just a dream and I am not trying to scare you. You have seen the alien spaceships, right? They are out there. Believe.

Interplanetary rockets aside, there was also a lunar eclipse last night, which was completely due to the aliens. It had nothing to do with the moon passing through a portion of the earth's shadow due to the fact that the sun, earth and moon are in planetary alignment. It is all about the aliens. From Uranus.

Anyhow, the cows aren't taking the bait, but they are not talking as of this posting either. We all know how much aliens love cows. I just wish it were the cows instead of me.

In closing, I'll be back soon; hopefully, without the cycloptic robot, 80-foot fart flames or any basic sort of alien anal-probing. That would just be bad. . . .

5 comments:

mindy said...

There are aliens in yer anus?!?!

(Why is it that the "Uranus" references never cease to make me laugh? It must be my maturity. Or lack thereof.)

Ian said...

You think that's bad, I always snigger at the start of Law and Order SVU when they say "sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous", which is wrong on so many levels that I probably shouldn't admit to it.

Jay said...

Why is it that aliens are sooooo obsessed with anal probes? How much info do they get from them? Other than about 1 in 10 males enjoy it.

Jen said...

Mindy, you and I - well . . . great minds think alike. I mean, I wrote this stoopid post and I laughed every time I typed or thought of Uranus.

***still snickering***

Ian, I am with you too. I think I just might be a the most offensable person on our planet. Always inappropriately laughing.

Jay, FANTASTIC question! Though I doubt you will provide any info in this subject matter. Bewbs and Beer, man. Bewbs and Beer.

Alli said...

WOW, hadn't thought about that episode in along time. That was a good one!!! Silly South Park....and their aliens & cows.

Well, glad you haven't been abducted by aliens. I am relieved!

Oh, and drugs are bad...MMMkay!