Wednesday, May 16, 2007

You Need to Get Here Quick to Dispose of the Body II

Eyeball Update:

The eyes are still hurting. The husband, last night, decided to take a longer examination of said body part. He has since determined that additional medicinal treatment is necessary. I am leaving in a few moments to pick up my antibiotics. Pray to the medicine god's this works or I'll spork my eyes out myself.

After this I'm not sure if I'm ever going to be able to donate them - if even for medical science.



6 comments:

Ian said...

Well, I mean, look at them. Who would want them now?

Alli said...

ouchie!

I hope you have some improvement before your trip this weekend!

Jen said...

I thought, "1/2"-long yellowish sticky snot-boog filmy secretion orb and one hard brown booger pellet-orb" was gross enough without having a small mouse inside my lid. I apologize as I am entirely wrong, apparently. It's not gross. Only a mouse is gross.

Nope. Nobody would want these nasty-arsed eyeballs. I don't even want them at the moment. They're goopy, sting, hurt (physically hurt) and I have to take 2 med's for 'em. Cry me a river. . . .

Tink said...

*Takes spork away*

You have lovely eyes. I hope they feel better soon!

Ian said...

No, any live thing would have been gross. Pus and boogers are just signs of poor hygiene.

Alli said...

how are your eyes?

I saw a news story today about AK, and then thought of you (not that you had that). Hope you're ok! :)