me: *last evening as I was of sound mind and calmly sitting in front of my computer*
???: rarrrrrrrrgh. *low guttural rumbling from the bedroom*
me: *panic at the disco*
???: rarrrrrrrgh. mmmmmrgh. rarrrrrrrgh. *it's continuous? huh?*
me: *???*
???: rarrrrrrrgh. mmmmmrgh. rarrrrrrrgh. rarrrrrrrgh. mmmmmrgh. rarrrrrrrgh.
me: *ohmyGod. It's ZOMBIES!*
me: *2.287779 seconds pass with heart beating fast and spork in hand. . . .*
me: *uh. oh. right. It's just the dogs playing over a bone. No zombies to see here. Move on*
Seriously. I thought there were zombies in my bedroom. I am sick. Just sick. Zombies aren't real and I thought they were in my bedroom.
???: rarrrrrrrrgh. *low guttural rumbling from the bedroom*
me: *panic at the disco*
???: rarrrrrrrgh. mmmmmrgh. rarrrrrrrgh. *it's continuous? huh?*
me: *???*
???: rarrrrrrrgh. mmmmmrgh. rarrrrrrrgh. rarrrrrrrgh. mmmmmrgh. rarrrrrrrgh.
me: *ohmyGod. It's ZOMBIES!*
me: *2.287779 seconds pass with heart beating fast and spork in hand. . . .*
me: *uh. oh. right. It's just the dogs playing over a bone. No zombies to see here. Move on*
Seriously. I thought there were zombies in my bedroom. I am sick. Just sick. Zombies aren't real and I thought they were in my bedroom.
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7 comments:
Maybe the zombies are real but can disguise themselves as dogs...
Word Verification: tsyadhsu - sounds like some sort of yoga to me
Iain ---> You may have something there! I've wondered how my one hound has turned into four! ? They keep multiplying - just like zombies.
Are you switching to Blogger?
that's too funny!!
good observation...they do sound like zombies when you get too close to their bones or food. :)
I like the Shaun of the Dead quote!
As we know, Shaun of the Dead rocks the cassbar!
It was such a low guttural sound that I had to listen for a few seconds - uh. . . what's that? ! Then, not even thinking further I thought "IT'S ZOMBIES!" That's not even rational. Something's wrong with me.
To be fair, the dogs never leave my side, so I did not know they went to chase down some toys, bones, etc. It scared the crap outta me!
You are a freak. Seriously.
I like the look of Iain's blogger blog.
Ian ---> I'm not denying that on any accounts.
Iain ---> Seriously, are you playing in the waters of Blogger or just teasing us? 'Cos Ian is right - it does look good.
Shaun of the Dead still rocks.
Yes, that movie rocks! I agree!
Hey, J, no worries & thanks! ;)
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