Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Don't Hate Me Because I'm a Guy and Burn 26% More Calories

I'm keeping the hater list short today.

I had a burger with goat cheese for dinner tonight - no french fries. Yeah, I'm working that hard to lose those fat pounds clinging for dear life onto my body. I can still taste the onions - three hours later. I hate that. (Shoish-up about the burger. . . ) I know you don't care what I had for dinner, lunch or even breakfast for that matter. I'm just sayin' I don't like the oniony left-behind taste that stays even after you've brushed the pearly-whites. I. hate. it.

Also, I don't like it when I try to take my contact lenses out where the one in my left eye suctions onto my eyeball like an octopuses tentacle desperately hanging onto that poor fish caught for dinner. That hurts.

Anyway, to end on a good note, because my life is not all that awful. I have had a few really good past couple of days with the husband. This is not unusual in and of itself, I know that. But these past few days have been time well spent together. Why? Because I've forgone the thought processes that I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING (because I do) and listened to the husband. Really listened. And you know what? I learned. A lot.

I think I'm even more in love with him now than I was yesterday.


Please don't puke.





P.S. What do you hate? Tell me what has surprised you in these last few days as well. I want to hear about your hatin' as much as the McLovin'.

17 comments:

Allison Horner said...

I hate laziness. For example, I hate it when people take the elevator for one level.

I hate not knowing everything now! I am SUPER hard on myself & get impatient with myself. I wish at work I could just plug a CD into my head & I would know how to do everything NOW. It. was. a. long. day.

I hate that I can't have a glass of wine tonight. grrr! Although, maybe drinking by myself isn't a good thing anyway (hubby is outta town)...even if only one.



I hear ya on the loving the husband more & more. That's how I feel about "Pups." He is so amazing to me & so good to me. He truly is my best friend. :) We are lucky gals, aren't we?!

No puckage here. I getcha!

xxxooo

Jay said...

I'm still continuing my hating on ESPN. I think this stretch of ESPN hate is running into it's second year now.

I'm also hating on American Idol. There are only a couple that don't totally suck. But they all suck a little.

And I'm hating on this damn cough that just won't let go. I just about had enough of it.

That's about it for now. ;-)

Princess of the Universe said...

I'm hating reruns, and the fact that I promised to stay overnight and watch my cousins tomorrow.

I love my new make-up (see post) and the fact that I am going to bed right away :P

xo

Rock Chef said...

My pet hate at the moment is people parking cars on the pavement. It is happening all the time around where I live. The roads are narrow, people have too many cars and so they end up parking their b*&&$£ cars on the pavement/sidewalk. Never mind those who actually walk anywhere - yep, we end up in the road!

tt said...

I hate that there aren't more daylight hours in the day.
I hate that I'm fifty-*%^$@#*-three years old and I'm STILL trying to get organized. You'd think I would have figured it out by now. ;( I hate the word 'hate'...it sounds so hateful..
oops.!! got to get back t my organizing.....I hate that...

Freakazojd said...

McLovin'! Superbad! Yeah! Fun times. :)
I don't think it's puke material that you love your husband more and more - I think that's awesome. I feel that way about my hubby too.
As for hating...I don't really. I very much dislike when people chew with their mouths open, and when people blindly follow a religion or government and/or use their religion as an excuse for hateful things.
Wow, hey, from McLovin' to that. 0 to deep in 20 seconds. ;)

m said...

I hate when I eat so much garlic that my pee smells like it.

Was that too much information? Sorry about that.

Jen said...

Alli: Not to fond of laziness, not knowing things and especially not being able to enjoy a glass of wine. However, I will have a glass or 2 by myself now and then. I don't think that is a bad thing. Now the WHOLE bottle in one sitting - alone - that could be an issue. . .

Just sayin'.

Jay: As a girl, I think it's in my nature to highly dislike ESPN already. I feel your pain on that one. I have never ever watched American Idol. Okay, lie #1 - I watched the final episode of the 1st season when Kelly Clarkson won. I didn't get it then either. But I do heart KClarkson!

I also hate coughing too.

Princess: Oh man. Staying over night? Then adding little kids into the mix? Well, it could either turn out really, really fun or loads and loads of work. Either way, what a fabulous aunt you are!

I heart makeup too. Waiting for your reviews on those 2. . .

rock chef: I'd hate getting hit by cars too. I don't much care for inconsiderate boobs either.

tt: you're too funny! 53? That's nothing - you're in your PRIME! I love getting organized! Love it! Of course it takes getting there!

I'm not a huge fan of "hate" myself, but I don't hate people - I only dislike people. When it comes to "things" I can hate them without feeling guilty. . .

Freakazojd: I definitely love my husband. More than he knows. It's good to love your husband. I'm with you on using religion as an excuse to do hateful things. I don't like it when people chew with their mouths open too.

"You changed your name to McLovin?"
"It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!"

Must watch movie again.

Mindy: I hate when I've eaten so much that my breath smells like it; much like the onions. Though, I've never realized my pee can smell like it too? I want to say that next time I'll take note, but . . . uh. . . that means I have to smell my pee & I'm not sure about that.

Ha!

Beth said...

I hate commercials... and I love my TiVo. I hate to go to work... and I love my paycheck. I hate cleaning the house... and I love it when Bill does it while I sit on my ass and blog. Those are a few of my favorite and unfavorite things.

I also love when people who are married are in love. Props to you! And congrats on school starting Monday.

Ian said...

I'm hating nothing. Sorry. I'm lovin' that my work week ends in about 6 hours. I'm lovin' that it's a great day outside. And, I'm still laughing about Monday's comic on xkcd, so I'm lovin' that too. Sorry haters!

Real Live Lesbian said...

I hate shots...but that's just for today.

And American Idol. It's seriously suckin' this year.

But I love women who listen to me! Wink, wink! ;)

Happy Thursday!

Anonymous said...

I hate the company that keeps dangling my dream job in front of my eyes, inducing me to drool and dream up fanatastic fantasy scenarios of what my new life would be like, and then snapping it back before they officially offer me the position! I HATE that!! Yesterday will mark the third "dangling" in two years. I am just waiting for them to snap it back now. I don't know WHAT I'll do if they actually make an offer this time because I'm kinda banking on the fact that they won't.

I love . . . right now, nothing comes to mind, at least not after my rant. Maybe I'll come back when I'm in a better mood. :)

Em

Anonymous said...

I hate Wal Mart. Everybody should.

I hate Hotpoint, Fridgidair and Tappen.

I hate plastic bags.

I hate cats that pee on the carpet.

I hate not having more time.

I hate hatin' stuff.

I love boy shorts, Adidas sneakers, lip gloss and good books.

Thanks. I feel better now.
:)

Tink said...

I hate when you keep re-tasting your food throughout the day. Especially when it tastes foul on the second go. Like salad... Or eggs... Or spaghettios and chips. Don't look at me like that.

Why can't it be cake or ice cream?

R.E.H. said...

I actually like the lingering taste of onions in my mouth after a good burger. That's why I don't want any desert after dinner - because I like to savor that taste of food for a while. Not too long though - after a while it gets to the point where it feels like it stinks, rather than tastes good. Then it's no good ;)

I hate slow drivers... they tick me off any time. Do not DARE driving BELOW the speed limit in front of me!

Brad said...

Thanks for the B-day Love.

I'd have to say I hate intollerence and ignorance most of all. Oh yeah and getting clothing for my birthday (kidding) Thanks for stopping by.

BC

Jen said...

Bethando: I love it too when people who are married are still in love. Thanks for that!

Ian: I'll give you your loving day mood of yesterday. It sounds like it was a fantastic one! Don't hate the haters.

rrl: yes, I've had those day-after-shots days too. I don't like 'em either - neither does my liver. Actually, my liver may hate me after one of those nights. Thankfully most of those days were in my younger years.

I listen to you, b/c you listen to me! I heart that too.

Em: Oh, girl. . . that would definitely be on a hater list. Anything since happen? I hope it turns out better than you expect! Keep me posted.

I love that even though my blog is pointless, you always come back for more! Feel better?

butterfly girl: You're too freakin' funny!

I am not a lover or a do-er of Wal*Mart. Haven't been to one in almost 2 years. Most of the one's that are closest to us are pretty far and very ghetto fabulous. Like, I'd need a concealed handgun to feel safe.

I love plastic bags though, if you had all the dog/cat shite to pick up that I do, you might love them too. . . biodegradable preferred.

Tink: it's never good the second time of what went up must come down. Never! You're so cute in da face!

r.e.h.: yeah, but . . .it was THREE HOURS LATER I kept tasting onions. Um. Ew. Is all I have to say. It was stinky! Full on stinky-McStinkster.

Brad: You're welcome! Thanks for visiting. I'd have to say, if there are people to dislike in this world, those would be them.

My niece thinks that if you receive clothes for Christmas, you must've been bad the past year. It was like Santa giving coal to her! Of course she's 4.5 . . . . Tee hee! What did you get for bday?